Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To get her poor dog a bone;

But when she came there

The cupboard was bare,

And so the poor dog had none.

She went to the baker's

To buy him some bread;

But when she came back

The poor dog was dead.

She went to the joiner's

To buy him a coffin;

But when she came back

The poor dog was laughing.

She took a clean dish,

To get him some tripe;

But when she came back

He was smoking his pipe.

She went to the hatter's

To buy him a hat;

But when she came back

He was feeding the cat.

She went to the barber's

To buy him a wig;

But when she came back

He was dancing a jig.

She went to the fruiterer's

To buy him some fruit;

But when she came back

He was playing the flute.

She went to the tailor's

To buy him a coat;

But when she came back

He was riding a goat.

She went to the cobbler's

To buy him some shoes;

But when she came back

He was reading the news.

She went to the seamstress

To buy him some linen;

But when she came back

The dog was spinning.

She went to the hosier's

To buy him some hose;

But when she came back

He was dressed in his clothes.

The dame made a curtsey,

The dog made a bow;

The dame said, 'Your servant,'

The dog said, 'Bow-wow.'